So this is supposed to be where we tell you all about where we are and who we came from? Well I suppose I'll humor you. But just this once! Outpost 31 Productions was founded in (insert year) by (insert people) and has grown throughout the years to be the top practical effects studios in Minnesota.
(Insert paragraph about how badass Ryan is and all of his accomplishments, passions and plans)
(insert paragraph about other staff, projects or directions)